It’s rare a piece of tech has a more fitting name!
“Is your orgs politics so complicated that direct team-to-team communication has broken down? Is your business process subject to unannounced violent change? Bogged down by consistent DB schemas and API versioning? Tired of retries on failed messages? Introducing Kafka by Apache: an easy to use, highly configurable, persistently stored ephemeral centralized federated event based messaging data analytics Single Source of Truth as a Service that can scale with any enterprise-sized dysfunction!”
“Is your orgs politics so complicated that direct team-to-team communication has broken down? Is your business process subject to unannounced violent change? Bogged down by consistent DB schemas and API versioning? Tired of retries on failed messages? Introducing Kafka by Apache: an easy to use, highly configurable, persistently stored ephemeral centralized federated event based messaging data analytics Single Source of Truth as a Service that can scale with any enterprise-sized dysfunction!”