Almost as many, then, as want to watch bridge.

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While I was walking the dog, I thought about Jack Donaghy's idea on 30 Rock for a show that would be ratings bonanza:

Cricket Night in America

(this is not because the actor who played him is in the news, at all.)

Anyhow, I think Cricket Night in America would outdraw Bridge Night in America. As would Paint Drying.

or poker