I know that talking about the site design itself is discouraged, but that was terrible to read.

I wanted to see what was new (why is this "mini"?) but as I scrolled down I had to wait as it fetched content and slowly made it appear. Instead I closed the tab and hoped to learn that from the HN discussion page.

When I think of little snitch I think of something that makes my computing better. This page was the opposite -- off brand.