An eeeevil plan with a blog.

And the Titanic was an insurance job.

Apply just a little critical thinking. Please?

You are just full of strawmen and not a single coherent sentence. My mind is in perfect working order. Yours looks like it needs a tuneup and an education.

But not an education from any accredited institution, one would assume. What with them being in the thrall of the eeeevil conspiracy, and all.

University of YouTube, maybe? Faculty of Facebook?