I have, now what do we do? Which of us controls the language?

Whoever is able to use it to communicate ideas.

Alas, we are no further. Remember how we got here: you opened with what barely qualifies as an anecdote. Not remotely an idea. I'm trying to be fair.

How about we go with the rock-paper-scissors suggestion?

Rock paper scissors for it

I really don't like this medium for it, when/where? :)

Someone learns something new everyday!