10 minutes till midnight. Put it right next to your nuclear clock

We just keep hitting snooze. That's how we got into this mess.

(It's a future generation's problem, right?...)

Gonna make one of those novelty clocks themed around the financial boom-bust cycle, where, to silence it, you have to get out of bed and literally kick a can.

> We just keep hitting snooze.

Hah I wish - hitting snooze would at least push it back.

We're just putting our heads under the pillow to try and ignore the blaring alarm.