Exactly. The only thing that could be considered a black swan event is something foreshadowed or predicted by no one ever, even in fiction.

If all rivers suddenly turned to wine and killed all the crops? Not a black swan event, water gets turned to wine in the bible.

As you can see this attitude makes the phrase "black swan event" very useful.

That would be a burgundy swan event.

Because something likely to happen over the next billions of years and something that will most likely occur in your lifetime are entirely equivalent indeed…

You guys should really go get some nuance at the retail store.

That's a grey swan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_swan