I’ve heard that GPT 5 Pro is great at fixing bugs.

Curious about your hosting stack? I'm always curious if a jam stack site can handle these big surges better. Or is this just a single VPS?

Maybe it's hosted on a disposable vape

Ah yes, the good ol' HN hug o' death.

Always wondered how much this much traffic is. Would love to see a behind the scenes view of the numbers of requests made

The peak is a handful of requests per second. If you have a static site, the cheapest Hetzner tier handles it just fine.