if u absolutely want a sexual metaphor it's more like you snuck into the world record for how many sexual parteners a woman can take in 24h and even tho you aren't on the list you still got to smash.
Thank you for finding the right metaphor. If there is a sign out front that has a list of individuals that should go away but they continue, they're in a lot of legal trouble. If they show a fake ID to the event organizers that are handling all the paperwork, that is also something that will land them in prison.
solution is the same, implement better security